"New discovery defies the laws of physics!"
"Nearby star will explode any day now!"
"Astronomers close to discovering alien life!"
"Future asteroid impact may wipe out life on Earth!"
"Supermoon may effect—"
"NASA’s new quantum drive—"
"GAMMA RAY BURSTS MIGHT—"
"POSSIBLE PROOF OF LIFE ON—"
…One of those days when all you want to do is blog amazing things about the universe, but the work in front of you keeps jumping off your desk, smacking you in the face, and screaming at you to finish it.
Me: Look! Science!
Work: Nope. Me first.
Me: but… but SPACE STUFF!
Work: DID I STUTTER?
Me: Aww, it’ll only take a seco…
Work: WOMAN, I WILL WRECK YOUR WORLD. Me. Now.